{"id":250,"date":"2005-06-27T23:01:47","date_gmt":"2005-06-27T16:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/weblog\/index.php\/2005\/06\/27\/pindahan_rumah_1\/"},"modified":"2015-06-05T14:29:39","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T07:29:39","slug":"pindahan_rumah_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/2005\/06\/27\/pindahan_rumah_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Pindahan &#8220;RUMAH&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dulu:<\/strong><br \/>\nPunya <em>rumah<\/em> gede di tengah hutan. Nggak perlu bayar <em>pajak<\/em>. Mau ngeluasin <em>tanah<\/em> tinggal <em>tebang pohon<\/em>. Bisa bikin <em>bangunan<\/em> apa aja semaunya. Bisa naruh barang apa aja, <em>container<\/em> penuh MP3 dan MPG juga bisa. Mau pasang <em>pagar<\/em> bisa, nggak pasang juga nggak ada yang ngelarang. Tapi kalo ada <em>maling<\/em> mesti tangkap sendiri. Kalo ada yg <em>rusak<\/em> mesti benerin sendiri. Oh ya, <em>jalan<\/em> menuju kota bisa lewat mana aja, tapi mesti bawa <em>parang<\/em> buat potong <em>ilalang<\/em>.<br \/>\n<strong>Sekarang:<\/strong><br \/>\nTinggal di <em>apartemen<\/em> dengan <em>tanah<\/em> cuman 35 <em>meter persegi<\/em>. Bayar pajak ratusan ribu. Nggak bisa ngeluasin tanah seenaknya, emang mau jebol <u>tembok<\/u> orang? Bangun apa-apa mesti mikirin tempatnya. Mesti pasang <em>furnitur<\/em> seminimalis mungkin. <em>Pagar<\/em> jelas udah ada, ada <em>satpam<\/em>nya juga. Apartemen di tengah kota, dekat dengan <em>jalan tol<\/em>. Dan nggak ada <em>ilalang<\/em>, adanya <em>rumput jepang<\/em> yang rapi jali, ada <em>tukang kebunnya<\/em> lagi.<br \/>\nWell, I&#8217;m ROOT no more. But I&#8217;m living in more wealthy environment now. More time to relax, more time to have fun with my family.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<strong>Legend:<\/strong><br \/>\nRumah: Web server<br \/>\nPajak: Hosting fee<br \/>\nTanah: Harddisk space<br \/>\nTebang Pohon: Pasang harddisk baru<br \/>\nBangunan: Program, aplikasi, scripts, modul, de el el<br \/>\nContainer: Downloads<br \/>\nPagar: Firewall<br \/>\nMaling: Intruders, hackers<br \/>\nRusak: Virus, hardware failure<br \/>\nJalan: Internet connection<br \/>\nParang: Mulut bawel, email complain, de es be<br \/>\nIlalang: Birokrasi kantor<br \/>\nApartemen: Web hosting shared<br \/>\nMeter persegi: Mega bytes<br \/>\nTembok: Space quota<br \/>\nFurnitur: *.jpg, *.png<br \/>\nSatpam: Spamassassin dan konco-konconya<br \/>\nJalan tol: Traffic bandwidth 2 GBytes<br \/>\nRumput jepang: Aturan main web hosting<br \/>\nTukang kebun: Technical support<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dulu: Punya rumah gede di tengah hutan. Nggak perlu bayar pajak. Mau ngeluasin tanah tinggal tebang pohon. Bisa bikin bangunan apa aja semaunya. Bisa naruh barang apa aja, container penuh MP3 dan MPG juga bisa. Mau pasang pagar bisa, nggak pasang juga nggak ada yang ngelarang. Tapi kalo ada maling&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shouts-whispers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2414,"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions\/2414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adhi.widjajanto.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}