Resume

“C’mon… rewrite your resume…!” Hem, it’s appeared recently in my burned smoking head. Well, ’till now my resume is 9 years outdated. Gosh! That makes me the most loyal employee of the 9 years, Kakakakaka…!!!
Yep, my resume was used appropriately 9 years ago, Nov 1997. Since then it just used for completing a proposal and such.
Should I use it properly, again? Gee… I still love the toilets here. Wuakakakaka…!!!